Posts Tagged: New York


13
Jun 09

NYC – The Big Apple

Ever wake up in the middle of the night, all sweaty, in shock – gasping for that last breath? And the words ‘NYC’ mutter out as you choke on your own saliva? Well, in any case, even if that didn’t happen; here’s the solution to all your going-to-NYC blues.

Now, planning a trip to the Big Apple just got easier. Simply go here. It simplifies all your conundrums in one neat easy package. The portal allows you to dig deeper and navigate endlessly around the corners, which, otherwise, would be impossible and downright nerve racking.

i-love-new-yorkLet’s say, you were planning a business trip, which was going to be more like – one day’s work, two days of exultant partying, and you were a mountain goat when it came to New York. In that case, you’d be in luck. All you’d have to do is go here. Done! The 2 days of partying, sightseeing, dining at your favourite restaurant with perspective clients – and acting like you practically lived in New York your whole life.

I suggest a similar approach for cities like Delhi and Mumbai. Especially now that the Common Wealth Games are around the corner. Ahem, ahem! Is the government listening?

Here’s the story behind it. Have a safe flight!


10
Dec 08

Ambush

As expected, like always, our bluster talks of patriotism have taken slumber. I don’t see the anger, not even, a tiny bit. I guess, we all knew, what was on the buffet, next.

Anger has quietly slithered down to our knees, very far from the brain, or shall I take the liberty of saying ‘heart’. Down there, all that anger is oblivious to terror and patriotic slogans.

Only if we got time from our daily conundrum of traffic snarls, a full supply of water & electricity and basic shelter, that, we would worry about our nation’s security.

At the moment, we seem to be sleeping. If we were wide-awake, with eyes open to our eyebrows, we would see that – these terror attacks are reminiscent of 9/11. Ok. Maybe, you already knew that, but, what I’m about to elucidate, may catch your fancy. So hold on, this will be one cactus-spanking-on-your-rear ride.

Conflicted with several arguments put forward by our nincompoop media, I began a quest for answers. In this endeavour, I came across a series of videos on youtube, which give a different perspective of 9/11.

In concise, these series of videos suggest that, the terror attacks were crafted and executed by the people, who run the American government. To name a few: Bush, Dick Cheny and the members on board PNAC.

The videos take you step-by-step into the loopholes and flaws of the perfect plan. One would only describe them as scrotum-shrivelling. By the end, I lampooned in disgust.

Hidden agendas were brought forward.

Like these.

How the lease owner, Larry Silverstein made a wicked $7,000,000,000 bonus, from the insurance company, post attacks. Larry had conveniently signed on the WTC lease, six months prior to the attacks, fine-tuning his insurance plan with a clause on terrorists attacks. He even took the liberty of cleaning illegal asbestos from the foundation, which only relieved his pocket to amass a bigger wealth.

Other arguments brought forward included: the accused terrorists, who were flying the airlines, managed to survive and show up in the middle east, all well and hearty.

One peculiar argument, which intrigued my mind to its very wits, is as follows:

Now, try following this for a moment.

A country devastated by losses suffered in continuous wars staged over the years, made a plan; to refuel the sinking ship called “The American Dream”.

For this, masterminds at PNAC laid down a strategy, which would not only recover losses, but also make immoral profits.
Therefore, if Osama is an aid of the Bush run government, the entire 9/11 episode is a theatrical event, with the motive of gaining sympathy from citizens of the world, to stage war in the middle-east, for control over oil and jeopardize the world’s oil supply.

Bamboozled by such a mammoth proposition?

Similarly,

If the truth is, that, a bunch of sycophantic goons in our government planned 26/11 for their political conquests.

Then,

Where would we stand then? What would we do as a nation? What action would we take, against the scum?