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23
Jan 10

Clint

No, this is not that word. I know what you’re thinking (giggle giggle, ha ha, ha ha), but it is not. Reassuringly, not!! It is most definitively not. In short, the word doesn’t exist (apart from the Urban Dictionary, which I will be talking about in a few seconds).

Although, originally, it was not meant to do all those things, but, now it is doing much more. And, for those reasons, it is the word which will be part of my spoken vocabulary for the coming months (simply because it circumvolves the listener’s mind the moment it leaves your mouth).

Try it once. Again. Once more. And?

Well, if that didn’t work for you, try these (courtesy Urban Dictionary):

1. A overconfident Sentra driver who gets his mom to buy him clothing still and lives in her basement

“Man that guy is on welfare, he’s such a Clint.”

2. A teenager, who lives in his overly abusive mothers basement, and playes World of Warcraft 24 hours a day…Literally this guy lives for WoW. He thinks he is down with everyone, where the only person he is really down with is his own mothers bridge club and his guild.

“Man o Man, your a dick, fucking clint”

“Your ugly, you must be a clint”

“Oh man, your vagina is leaking, you must have clint syndrome”

3. A sexy, suave, masculine guy who is good at satisfying a woman, especially licking her vagina and clit. Basically someone who is the best and giving a girl head.

Girl: u guna have sex with him tomorrow?
Girl2: yeah, why?

Girl: how u know hes guna be good?
Girl2: his name’s clint, and my clit is my sweet spot, he has to be good.

Girl: damn, i want some of that.

4. A term used to describe someone who’s mentally fucked up.

b) A loser. The epitome of stupidity and leader of stupid people everywhere.
He cannot speak correctly, must be a Clint.

Look at that try hard, he’s such a Clint.

5. Often when using leetspeak, or gamertalk, Cunt is mistaken for the word clint: (|_|/\/ 7 As the two words look identical in leetspeak, people often use the word Clint to describe someone as a cunt.
You are so crap at gears of war, you complete clint.

Note: This post has been published for the sole purpose of enlightenment.