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23
Jan 10

A lesson in sales

This video is simply shit-in-my-pants gripping, in its every second of sales-motivation induced confab. The verbal assault continues throughout the entire sequence- pure brain stimulation.This snippet is part of a movie which was, originally, an adaptation of the 1982 play written by David Mamet. Learn about Glengarry Glen Ross. I'm sure Rocket Singh will be taking down notes somewhere.


Note: If you lack any form of motivation in life, then, I suggest watching this clip every morning for the days that lie ahead.

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23
Jan 10

Clint

No, this is not that word. I know what you're thinking (giggle giggle, ha ha, ha ha), but it is not. Reassuringly, not!! It is most definitively not. In short, the word doesn't exist (apart from the Urban Dictionary, which I will be talking about in a few seconds).

Although, originally, it was not meant to do all those things, but, now it is doing much more. And, for those reasons, it is the word which will be part of my spoken vocabulary for the coming months (simply because it circumvolves the listener's mind the moment it leaves your mouth).

Try it once. Again. Once more. And?

Well, if that didn't work for you, try these (courtesy Urban Dictionary):

1. A overconfident Sentra driver who gets his mom to buy him clothing still and lives in her basement

"Man that guy is on welfare, he's such a Clint."

2. A teenager, who lives in his overly abusive mothers basement, and playes World of Warcraft 24 hours a day...Literally this guy lives for WoW. He thinks he is down with everyone, where the only person he is really down with is his own mothers bridge club and his guild.

"Man o Man, your a dick, fucking clint"

"Your ugly, you must be a clint"

"Oh man, your vagina is leaking, you must have clint syndrome"

3. a sexy, suave, masculine guy who is good at satisfying a woman, especially licking her vagina and clit. basically someone who is the best and giving a girl head.
girl: u guna have sex with him tomorrow?
girl2 : yeah, why?
girl:how u know hes guna be good?
girl2 :his name's clint, and my clit is my sweet spot, he has to be good.
girl:damn, i want some of that

4. A term used to describe someone who's mentally fucked up.

b) A loser. The epitome of stupidity and leader of stupid people everywhere.
He cannot speak correctly, must be a Clint.

Look at that try hard, he's such a Clint.

5. Often when using leetspeak, or gamertalk, Cunt is mistaken for the word clint: (|_|/\/ 7 As the two words look identical in leetspeak, people often use the word Clint to describe someone as a cunt.
You are so crap at gears of war, you complete clint.

Note: This post has been published for the sole purpose of enlightenment.

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15
Dec 09

Lion like man

You know that guy who plays golf? Keeps winning all those damn tournaments; is apparently worth this ludicrous $110 million; even battered his Cadillac into a fire hydrant. You know who I’m talking about - the apple of our eye and Jamiee’s eye and Rachel’s eye and many other very good looking females with eyes.

Yes, yes. That’s him. Don’t get me wrong, I love the darn bloke. He’s made golf into a billion dollar industry. But, for the sake of conversation, let’s humor ourselves.

Well, it apparently seems, our half lion has gotten himself into a bit of a squeeze. Not the kinds ladies wish for, rather, this is your deplorable fungal grease - only found in certain pigs and wild mongers - who carry it with pride - around the back alleys of Russia, certain parts of Amsterdam and downtown London. Its nothing you’d never ever desire, even momentarily, in your dreams. That kind of squeeze.

We could blame testosterone, and other male hormones that cause this customarily alacrity behavior. However, this will neither rubbish the problem, nor solve it, nor humor us, nor get you a date with Jamiee or Rachel.

For a moment, lets say, you screwed up. You would simply apologize and take responsibility. And, moments later, everything would be fine. Alright, maybe, it's not exactly like that. But, you get the point, don't you? Damn this polygamous and monogamous gibberish. Until now, this man was nothing short of GOD, and quite unbelievable it was.

These, mostly regrettable, unforeseen events have caused seismic activities in large corporate houses. This means that all overtly sponsorships - belonging in the billion dollar club - would take refuge from the sport, only momentarily though.

You can kiss the Bentley, Rolls, Bugatti and the Italian Villa, next to the Playboy Mansion goodbye - this means no more late night parties or skinny dipping with Miss March. Remember how Hef warned you about all this, but you were too busy teeing off with the bunnies.

In conclusion, and as a lesson learnt, be careful where you let your tiger loose.

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24
Aug 09

US Intelligence

After seeing this video, I had a good laugh - the kinds that involves rolling around on the ground, in hysteria. Later, after regaining consciousness, I tried to look at it on a serious note. And here's what came out.

If this is the state of the American youth, how will they ever catch Osama Bin Laden or even save themselves from the recession?

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