You know that guy who plays golf? Keeps winning all those damn tournaments; is apparently worth this ludicrous $110 million; even battered his Cadillac into a fire hydrant. You know who I’m talking about – the apple of our eye and Jamiee’s eye and Rachel’s eye and many other very good looking females with eyes.
Yes, yes. That’s him. Don’t get me wrong, I love the darn bloke. He’s made golf into a billion dollar industry. But, for the sake of conversation, let’s humor ourselves.
Well, it apparently seems, our half lion has gotten himself into a bit of a squeeze. Not the kinds ladies wish for, rather, this is your deplorable fungal grease – only found in certain pigs and wild mongers – who carry it with pride – around the back alleys of Russia, certain parts of Amsterdam and downtown London. Its nothing you’d never ever desire, even momentarily, in your dreams. That kind of squeeze.
We could blame testosterone, and other male hormones that cause this customarily alacrity behavior. However, this will neither rubbish the problem, nor solve it, nor humor us, nor get you a date with Jamiee or Rachel.
For a moment, lets say, you screwed up. You would simply apologize and take responsibility. And, moments later, everything would be fine. Alright, maybe, it’s not exactly like that. But, you get the point, don’t you? Damn this polygamous and monogamous gibberish. Until now, this man was nothing short of GOD, and quite unbelievable it was.
These, mostly regrettable, unforeseen events have caused seismic activities in large corporate houses. This means that all overtly sponsorships – belonging in the billion dollar club – would take refuge from the sport, only momentarily though.
You can kiss the Bentley, Rolls, Bugatti and the Italian Villa, next to the Playboy Mansion goodbye – this means no more late night parties or skinny dipping with Miss March. Remember how Hef warned you about all this, but you were too busy teeing off with the bunnies.
In conclusion, and as a lesson learnt, be careful where you let your tiger loose.
Tags: accenture, golf, tiger woods
