Ever wake up in the middle of the night, all sweaty, in shock – gasping for that last breath? And the words ‘NYC’ mutter out as you choke on your own saliva? Well, in any case, even if that didn’t happen; here’s the solution to all your going-to-NYC blues.
Now, planning a trip to the Big Apple just got easier. Simply go here. It simplifies all your conundrums in one neat easy package. The portal allows you to dig deeper and navigate endlessly around the corners, which, otherwise, would be impossible and downright nerve racking.
Let’s say, you were planning a business trip, which was going to be more like – one day’s work, two days of exultant partying, and you were a mountain goat when it came to New York. In that case, you’d be in luck. All you’d have to do is go here. Done! The 2 days of partying, sightseeing, dining at your favourite restaurant with perspective clients – and acting like you practically lived in New York your whole life.
I suggest a similar approach for cities like Delhi and Mumbai. Especially now that the Common Wealth Games are around the corner. Ahem, ahem! Is the government listening?
Here’s the story behind it. Have a safe flight!
