For the less fortunate amidst us; absent from my Facebook: ‘Cockybox’ group.
Invariably disgusted by emails full of fabricated emotions, I decided to write my own analogy.
Unfolds something like this:
Just great. Another season’s greeting email.
If only you hadn’t read every possible cliche.
You’d pretend to care.
But. Then. Why bother?
By now, you must be thinking – nobody really cares.
It’s all a gimmick at the end. Isn’t it?
Therefore, this one is worth scrapping.
Don’t bother reading a single word. Seriously. Stop it.
You’d rather take this time to sharpen the pencils on your desk or even change the sand in the kitty litter box.
But. Reading another word, would only suggest suicide.
No?
Research suggests 75% men would not be around for this bit and 65% women, either.
Well, I guess, their the ones we give two pieces of cake for.
Very well then.
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year.
More like… Get a Life!
