Break rules. It feels damn good!

Growing up as a child, I was always known by my peers as the least bothered, carefree, no meaning to life, has no logic, kind of guy. Let me tell you, they made no mistake. I could care less of what they thought. What went of their father’s anyways? I had this habit of going everywhere late, even school, where people would get in trouble for coming on time, kind of school.

It wasn’t that I had a rebellious nature of any sort, like the Guvera’s or Hendrix of the world. I just simply refused to follow man made systems. Why should we follow systems? And man made systems. Why can’t all the schools of the world start at 10 am and not 7 am? Who makes all the rules anyways? Some man sitting way before I was born – at an old desk made of wood – decided schools should start at 7 am so as to make the lives of children miserable.




Since I was never on time, I thought, what the heck? Why pay attention in class? As it is classes are boring and they make you do ‘kiddy’ stuff. All those repeated lectures, no bathroom breaks, as if I had committed a sin. Having to wear a uniform, which was over the top floozy. It must have been the same fellow, who made us come at 7 am.

Why couldn’t we be kids, when we were kids? It’s a system everyone chooses to follow because of a few reasons. One, could be because they choose to follow the leader. Another, be because they don’t have the balls or guts to change ways.

Now that classes were full of boring text-book knowledge and least kids oriented, I chose to stand at the back of the class and stare at the interesting wall – sharpening my pencil. It was the most fulfilling thing! Time use to fly and my parents were happy. Everyone was happy. Till the time report cards came I was safe, nothing to worry about, carefree attitude, like I mentioned earlier – in a world full of ice-creams, chocolates and endless cycle rides with my buddies. Turns out I was never paying attention in class, my report cards read like a fairytale with many climaxes. It was a thrill, however, my parents didn’t seem to agree much. They murdered and reincarnated me, every time they saw a report card – cheers to that!

As school progressed, I chose to put my life on the line for the sake of my career. Did hard work! Such as: Never coming on time, not having proper uniform, bunking, never read or studied for a single exam. It did give my parents sleepless nights. But, I did what I wanted. It sure felt good!

My reckless behaviour continued, I had failed in every class offered by the CBSE syllabus. I had carved out a unique niche for myself, an ‘I could care less’ kind of niche. On several occasions I was told by my teachers & especially my principal that I would one day serve tea at stalls. My ‘I-could-care-less-attitude’ allowed me to live beyond those remarks.

The only people who had any faith in me were my art teachers, they did see something in me. It could have been for the reason that all I actually did in class was draw, draw, draw – during math’s class, during science class, during biology, during prayer, during detention and any other time that I got. Even in the loo for that matter.

Let me tell you now that I am no artist or painter, I couldn’t paint for beans now. How contradictory! Isn’t it! Well it so happens my ‘I-could-care-less’ attitude got the best of me and I stopped drawing. What a waste of talent, you may be thinking? Stop it, right this moment. What goes of your fathers’, it’s my life. Life continued.

I did get into college eventually. You must be wondering how? After all, he did fail every class. Well, it turns out my daddy knows people everywhere, freaking everywhere. College days went by like a blink of an eye. Almost like this sentence. Made good friends though! Friends, I can count on with my life. Ok, maybe not that dramatic but with my BMW at least. I know, I know BMW, but gotta give those guys some credit. It’s a public blog for crying out loud.

This meaningless life was going nowhere. All the partying, sleeping around – the alone at home type (Yeah! Only you can think like that buddy) – drinking, going for crazy long drives with friends, had come to a climax. The movie needed a twist. Here came the director, my dad – finally sick of my disastrous endeavours. So, he decided – he was going to pack my bags and send me far-far-far, really-really far away from home. OK. Maybe, it’s not that far. It’s a two hour flight from home. Here, the place far away from home, called the world of ‘Really-silly insanely-dumb let’s talk jargons’ world of Northpoint, I discovered….. to be continued. Yeah! That’s right. I enjoy such lunatic ends.

  • Bhargav

    Lol!!!
    Damn nice dude!
    You should have started writing in classes in school itself! Like I did. You would have been liked by your English teachers, too, then!
    I am actually waiting for the next part!

  • Earth

    Hey Pauly… I don’t think you have really changed from your past,i mean u still carry a “I care a damn” kinda attitude .Though i really wanna know what Northpoint has done to u that u have started carrying condoms with u ?;)

  • harkirat

    Allrite .. so finally u have traced your life han ! tas really gr8! and i have seen your report cards dude .. they are just hilarious .. finally the so called “party time” of life ends for every1 here .. waiting for the next part of life !! Cheers Bro !!

  • monish

    hi paul,

    that is a great piece of work of putting your own life experience in front of the whole world. as I always told you you are made for creatives dont worry you are a copy writter. you dont need testimonials from people just trust yourself. It matters less if you have attended less in schools and colleges b’coz life is the biggest teacher for every1 and I know that you will pass with top ranks in it. cheers!!! always keep writting. enjoy!!!

  • neha

    well nw i cn say that my useless friend losser in life has discoverd his own life now finally but never mind dude u have done a wonderful job really and nw we all knw wat u have done in ur school coz wat u hv done in coll we already knw nuthing has been hidden frm us rite except sum scerets ***** :)
    and nw i thk u have found wat to hv to do in life rite so carry on wid the grt work i thk u cn start up wid book as well ….
    gud luck keep up the good work
    GOd blez
    smiley

  • believe-d

    Nice shit! Very well written… Im sure youve got your readers wrapped around your finger at this point..sitting at the edge of their seats yelling…what happens next!!! I WANNA KNOW!..
    keep it up bro! Always proud of you..Every step of the way..

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  • Anush

    I believe that you first have to learn the rules in order to break them.

  • Anonymous

    hey bro! gud job man…. u sound like every child is special types…hahaha keep up d gud work…. i dnt need to write much as i knw wht u r capable of….. action will speak more then words dude…
    cheers!!!
    ankit jain

  • jyoti

    Hmmm… so wat comes next?

  • RAHUL

    i cant stop laughing when i was reading this!!
    actually i wasnt reading, it was you who was saying all this, and that added more fun to it.
    by the way i seriously wanna see your
    report card dude, actually wanna compare it with mine!!
    ok one thing serious:- you have grown
    up as a good story teller bhai!!
    just keep it up!!
    jab kabhi bhi motivation ki jaroorat pade, jab kabhi bhi tu udass ho, jab kabhi tera man na lag
    raho ho,
    to apna yeh blog pad lena. tu khud hans padega!!!
    Rahul

  • radhika

    im actually curious to see ur report cards…lol..im sure they must have been very exciting…but on a serious note i congratulate u..it is not just well written but the fact tht u actually came out with it is wonderful…im sure lot of ppl think like u!!!!waiting for the next part

  • prerna

    hey paully…
    wow!!! i mean is dat realllllly u… hard 2 believe but well guess u surely r gud at it… u really took us by surprise… gr8 goin’ dude… finally life is on a roll…all d best!! n kp us posted…:)

  • tulika

    hahhaaaa….ur report cards r hilarious!!!
    Grade E stands for “hasn’t shown any sign of development”
    heheheee…u adorable dumb lil boy!!

  • Kanishka

    bwahahaha… loved the red lines in the report cards… life should be colorful right??? hahaha… wht drab looking report cards others might be having with just blue color ink on it.. you should be proud u made the teacher use another pen just for u… hahahaha….
    anyways keep penning down whtever comes ur way bro…

  • RAHUL

    Loved the comment of kani!!!
    ya keep writing and making your life colourful!!!!

  • ankur

    Read it and loved it, u seem to have come out in writing what each child feels. Its hard to put your life in words but you have done that successfully. Now i know how we share that whacky kinda humour. All the best n rock in your own style. Cheers.

  • Gd300683

    i know some of these moments of your life. Guys he is rite..Sometimes u will feel y? i m with him….but dude u r best buddy..take care keep it up bro…